Apologies if you’re reading this from the southern hemisphere right now but please circle back to this article in six months. Stop waiting until the summer to buzz your hair, do it right now! The winter buzzcut is far superior to the summer buzzcut for a couple of reasons.
Your hair will always look great with a winter buzzcut. It’s the cold season and nothing keeps you warm like a good toque. You’re going to be going in and out of places and you’re going to put that toque on your head and then take it off. You’re going to repeat that process a number of times if you’re running errands and your hair is going to look terrible. You know what’s an easy fix? Buzzing your hair off because it always stays flat!
Another benefit to the winter buzz is that it takes seconds for your hair to dry. Let’s say you’re leaving the gym on a cold morning or your had unexpected diarrhea that threw off your whole morning routine and all of a sudden you have no time to blow-dry your hair… The buzzcut drys in seconds and you can slap on a toque and make it to your meeting on time.
Why is it trendy to buzz your hair in the summer anyway? Sure you feel lighter and cooler but your scalp is exposed to the sun and then it’s going to burn and then peel and then you’re going to have to wear a hat and it’s going to make you warmer and then your summer will be ruined!
That’s why winter is the best time to buzz your hair.
Johnny Novak 